And the runner up’s…

Top 10 Villains Honorable Mentions

Villains that didn’t make the cut
I thought it was unfair not to acknowledge the runner up’s. So they get some love too….or hate.

The Cobra Kai from “The Karate Kid”


“Fear does not exist in this dojo does it!?…..No Sensei”

This renegade group of karate teenagers included infamous leader Johnny “Sweep the Leg” Lawrence, Bobby, Tommy and the psychopath Dutch. Here were a group of teenagers that expended a lot of energy on beating up Daniel Larusso, and making his life a nightmare. They actually almost kill him in one scene by throwing him down a hill while he was riding his bike home. Lets just say if i saw The Cobra Kai walking towards me I’ll just walk on the other side of the street.

Why there runner ups and not on my list?
The main reason the Cobra Kai didn’t crack the top 10 is because they are high school seniors that still take karate. I always assumed that young kids and older adults took karate. These Cobra Kai guys should have concentrated on getting laid and drunk. They should be thinking about going to college, and not beating up some poor kid from New Jersey. Plus at the end of Karate Kid (SPOILER ALERT!) Johnny Lawrence goes up to Daniel handing him the tournament trophy and utters the words “You’re all right, Larusso”… like come on man this dude not only took your girl (Ally) but he beat you with a kick that you should’ve saw coming 5 minutes before it happened hahaha. Still the greatest movie of all time!!!!

bad ass scale: 5.5 out of 10

Biff Tannen from “Back To The Future” Trilogy

“Make like a tree…and get out of here”
“Helllloooooo Mcflyyyyyyy!”

A shout out goes to Hill Valleys very own Biff Tannen just short of making my list. You gotta give it to him though…this guy stole the dolorean! went back in time bought a sports almanac and became rich hahaha. That is genius!

Why he didn’t make the top 10?
He gets manure spilled on him in all three BTTF’s. TREATED!

bad ass scale: 5 out of 10

Coach Wolf “The Dentist” Stansson (Coach for team Iceland) From D2: The Mighty Ducks

“Hows ya knee Gordon”
“Team USA is going down”
“Gunner, you lost it for us…”

Capabilities: Talks tough, squash beach balls, take cheap shots

Why he didn’t make the top 10?
This guys reputation preceded him. Rumor has it that he beat up his coach. Still hasn’t been confirmed yet until then he’ll remain a runner up.

Current status: Still owes Gordon Bombay a beach ball.

bad ass scale: 4.5 out of 10

Leprechaun

Just look at him! Not gonna lie when I was a kid I was scared as hell just looking at the VHS cover at blockbuster.

Why he didn’t make the top 10?
He made “Leprechaun in the Hood”.

lost his scariness but at least he gained some street cred.

bad ass scale: 6.5 out of 10

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“Who’s Bad?”… My Top 10 greatest Villains of all time!

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-noun
1.a cruelly malicious person who is involved in or devoted to wickedness or crime; scoundrel.
2.a character in a play, novel, or the like, who constitutes an important evil agency in the plot.

I mean sure the hero’s get the girl and save the planet. But there is a reason actors fight for the chance to play the bad guy. The one liners are great and the costumes are the bomb, the songs are always remembered. They are more likely to get a cool-sounding voice, often deep and sometimes with a cool background effect.

I decided to assemble some of my top 10 favorite villains…

*MAKE SURE YOU PRESS THE PLAY BUTTON BEFORE YOU VIEW THE TOP 10 to set the mood

10. Darth Vader (Star Wars Trilogy)
9. Lo-pan (Big Trouble in Little China)
8. Bill (Kill Bill vol.1&2)
7. Adrienne Forrester (The Crush)
6. Kaiser Soze (The Usual Suspects)
5. *TIE* The Asteroids from Armageddon and Deep Impact

4. Summer (500 Days of Summer)

3. Joker (The Dark Knight)

2. T-1000 (Terminator 2:Judgment Day)

Alonzo Harris (Training Day)

King Kong ain’t got nothing on him!

 

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Whoa, Really?

ice cream sandwich chair (from the BAPE store, I believe)

i remember reading somewhere that Heath Ledger skated around a lot in the Soho NYC area. The pic is crazy! (not to mention Chicago in the background)

very very cool/creative….that is all

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I kinda wanna see this…

……..i said kinda

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finally………………….

i see you.

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The Simppppsonnnnnnssss…dah dah dah dah duh duh duhhhh…..

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EVERY KIDS DREAM COME TRUE! (of my generation)…

MORTAL KOMBAT VS STREET FIGHTER

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CLASSIC!

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Chuck Norris

 

Kanye West

 

50 Cent

 

Lil’ Wayne (check out the “fear God” tatt on his eye lids)

 

Whoopi Goldberg

 

Jackie Chan

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This made me “LOL” foreal!

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